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A SSHH x ScreenSlate collaboration!
Hey Goopster Cinephile, have you been trying for 25+ years to find a garment that embodies the plucky, pixie version of Gwyneth in the film Sliding Doors on one side, and the more serious, bogged-down Gwyn on the other, all while accentuating all her gorgeous curves and facial details with a crude but honest Sharpie weaving the epic visual tale? A t-shirt that expresses your Gemini duality and nostalgia for a time when ultra-rich narcissist film icons were adored unconditionally? Do you sometimes find yourself googling videos of GwyPal doing British accents as well as speaking perfect Castilian Spanish? Do you want something you can wear all day and then use to clean off your seasoned yoni egg at night? Do you believe in all forms of wellness sorcery and fantasize about naming your child Cantaloupe-Clotilde?
Then this t-shirt is for you.
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